Tuesday, July 19, 2005

It's all in your head

Recently people have been asking me: “How is it possible your shooting success rate is now almost 100%. Not only that, you always carreau”.

The answer is “Subliminal Training”. Don't go out in the cold and rain for your training sessions, stay warm and in front of your computer screen. By watching this animation for only 5 minutes per day, you will reach 100% in no time. Remember, 5 minutes of subliminal training equals 756 hours of work on the piste (this figure varies from person to person and is an average). For best results I recommend you throw your arms up into the air and say-out loud “CARREAU” in unison with the animation. Make sure you tell members of your household or workplace that you are training – you do not want any misunderstandings. Have fun and remember, it’s all in your head.

PS. Some people have reported accelerated results by saying the word “CARREAU” with a French accent.